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Don't Forget the SOAP!

... Snakes On A Plane was.... interesting? I went with some Albany friends to see it.

It's kind of out there.. I mean some guy just got like a hundred poisonous and illegal snakes onto a big jetliner and then releasing them in flight. If you get past wondering how the heck one could get all those snakes onto a plane, you are then faced with images of gruesome deaths by lethal injection. i.e. bloated body parts, and in one scene, a guy with the spike of a certain high-heel stuck all the way into his ear, and in the beginning some guy gets his brains bashed out (you don't see it but you can hear the gray matter falling onto the ground). TMI? I thought so.

Ethical decisions made by some of the minor characters were totally half-assed in my opinion, and that just made me want to rip their heads off before the snakes do. As usual the main-main character is retarded in the beginning and then a hero at the end.

All in all, SoaP didn't get much liking from me, but if you like seeing weird (maybe disgusting?) stuff happen to people, go see it. You won't be disappointed. Maybe. Bring a parent it's rated R. Don't ask how we got in there. :P

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